isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: hatijeh, via earl-grey-girl)

hallmoniter:

i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but ill bend over alot and stuff

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icorly:

shipping is $19.99 but you can handle me for free

(via ubercutesy)

fffcuk:

give me attention so i can ignore you

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